You guys are gonna love me when we get in a bar fight,
and I whip out a deck of cards, and they’ll be like
“what are ya gonna do with that, POKE-r me to death?”,
and I’m gonna be tossing these fucking razor-blades at their fucking girlfriend,and scarring up the girlfriend,
and not hit the guy I’m in a fight with once,
just because I wanna see him cry over his girlfriend,
and dump her three months later after pretending he still loves her.
|—||Brian, Episode 288 (via shit-brian-says)|